Verse 1: So, here's the deal C E7 I met this guy like a month ago Am F I got to thinking and I was like 'what the hell' C E7 The only problem is that he's on a screen Am But he's the man of my dreams C E7 In my head I had it all planned out Am F a little picket fence and a house -and three dogs :P- C E7 It's stupid Am F My mind is not grasping that he's on paper Chorus: I guess I'll just C E7 Hold my breath and count to ten Am F Why do I always fall for fictional men? C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am F 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy C E7 I'm way too old to play pretend Am F But still, I always fall for fictional men C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am F 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy Verse 2: C E7 The actor's cute, but he's like 33 Am F I guess that's only ten years older than me -give or take- C E7 Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine Am F To be completely honest 2020's killing me C E7 Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks Am F We get it, you've been alone for like six months C E7 But he's not real, face the facts Am F This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act Chorus: Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna C E7 Hold my breath and count to ten Am F Why do I always fall for fictional men? C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am F 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy C E7 I'm way too old to play pretend Am F But still, I always fall for fictional men C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am F 'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy C E7 Hold my breath and count to ten Am F Why do I always fall for fictional men? C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am F 'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy C E7 I'm way too old to play pretend Am F But still, I always fall for fictional men C E7 My heart and mind won't seem to align Am 'Cause I've fallen in love Fm C With a fictional guy
