Intro:
Eb    Bb
  Freak
   Fm
Freak
   Ab
Freak

Verse 1:
Eb                     Bb                Fm
  I heard my dad pray over a football game
                           Ab
I guess God had time that day
Eb                     Bb                Fm
Is there a shortlist order of importance?
                     Ab
Or is it just luck based?
        Eb
Listen I'm just confused
           Bb
With the work that he's doing
     Fm                  Ab
And I mean this respectfully

Chorus:
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                                Bb
Why's he watching me getting r iled on the couch,

staying pure for a wedding?
Fm                     Ab
He's got f cked up priorities.
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                   Bb
Like what's the fixation

On hating the way he creates
     Fm                     Ab
So why would I spend my eternity
                      Eb
With God when he's a freak?
                               Bb
Why's he watching me getting r iled on the couch,

staying pure for a wedding?
Fm                    Ab
He's got f cked up priorities
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                   Bb
Like what's the fixation

On hating the way he creates
   Fm                        Ab
So why would I spend my eternity
                       Eb
With God when he's a freak?

Verse 2:
 Eb
Under the covers
Bb                    Fm
Watching some cheerleaders
                  Ab
I'm his biggest concern
Eb
Don't worry about it
 Bb                     Fm
Kids that've sinned get sick
                  Ab
Enjoy your red carpet
Eb
Listen I'm just confused with
     Bb
The work that he's doing
    Fm               Ab
And I mean this respectfully

Chorus:
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                                Bb
Why's he watching me getting r iled on the couch,

staying pure for a wedding?
Fm                     Ab
He's got f cked up priorities.
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                   Bb
Like what's the fixation

On hating the way he creates
     Fm                     Ab
So why would I spend my eternity
                      Eb
With God when he's a freak?
                               Bb
Why's he watching me getting r iled on the couch,

staying pure for a wedding?
Fm                    Ab
He's got f cked up priorities
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                   Bb
Like what's the fixation

On hating the way he creates
   Fm                        Ab
So why would I spend my eternity
                       Eb
With God when he's a freak?

Bridge:
Eb                 Bb
And the church choir's in session.
Fm                     Ab
Hello God, here's my confession:
Eb               Bb
Sorry I'm not quite anointed.
Fm                           Ab
Weird you're acting like my boyfriend!

Eb
Freak!

Chorus:
                               Bb
Why's he watching me getting r iled on the couch,

staying pure for a wedding?
Fm                    Ab
He's got f cked up priorities
                    Eb
God is a bit of a freak
                   Bb
Like what's the fixation

On hating the way he creates
   Fm                        Ab
So why would I spend my eternity
                     -nc-
With God when he's a freak?