Intro: B Bb E Gb7

Verse 1:
B                Bb
 I said I wanted thin mints
        E                   Gb
And you said you knew a guy
B                     Abm
 You showed up with a boombox
    E             Gb
And stars in your eyes
B                     Abm
 Who knew cuddling on trampolines
E            Gb
 Could be so reckless?
B               Abm
 We bonded over Black Eyed Peas
    E            Gb
And complicated exes
E
Fell so deeply into it
Gb
It was all so innocent

Chorus:
          B
Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
      A
I got death threats filling up semi-trucks
E
Tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
G
All because I liked
      B
I'm a hot topic on your tongue
      A
I'm a rebound gettin' round stealin' from the young
E
Tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
-nc-
All because I liked a boy

Post-Chorus:
B
  Ooh, oh

Verse 2:
B             Bb
 I'm not catastrophizing
E               Gb
 Everything's derailing
B               Abm
 Was only tryna hold you close
E                     Gb
 While your heart was failing
B                    Abm
 It's not internet illusion
    E               Gb
Just two kids going through it
    B                            Abm
You said I'm too late to be your first love
         E              Gb
But I'll always be your favorite

Chorus:
          B
Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
      A
I got death threats filling up semi-trucks
E
Tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
G
All because I liked
      B
I'm a hot topic on your tongue
      A
I'm a rebound gettin' round stealin' from the young
E
Tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
-nc-
All because I liked a boy

Post-Chorus:
B  A    E
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Gm
All because I liked a boy

Bridge:
B
Fell so deeply into it
A
It was all so innocent
E
Dating boys with exes
G
No, I wouldn't recommend it

Chorus:
B
I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut
      A
I got death threats filling up semi-trucks
E
Tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
G                    B
All because I liked a boy

And all of this for what?
     A
When everything went down

We'd already broken up
        E
Please, tell me who I am

Guess I don't have a choice
G
All because I liked a boy

Outro:
B
Ah, ah -A boy-
A
Ahh, ahh -A boy-
E
Ah, ah
G
All because I liked a boy