Intro: B Abm Gb E

B                                Abm
Once upon a time I came across a game that I really liked
Gb                                   E
Once upon a time I saw a show and my love for it spiked
B                             Abm
Everyone seems to love these games and shows that makes me happy
Gb                                 E
But what I ended up seeing made my day much more crappy


B                                            Abm
Why'd you have to draw my favorite character with a huge whipping cock
Gb                                      E
Why does that item have human genitalia you really need to see a doc
          B                       Abm
I wish I didn't have to see that stuff that you just drew
       Gb                               E
After seeing this xxxx I only have one last question for you...


B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking


B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking


B                            Abm
So we go back to a time when life wasn't that rough
Gb                                   E
When my brain wasn't influenced by a bunch of nasty stuff
B                         Abm
Turn on my television and watch shrek movies all through the night
Gb                                      E
Didn't have to imagine him being really xxxx so I was alright


B                      Abm
I just wanna enjoy the xxxx that I watch n play
      Gb                   E
Now I have to question if I'm turning gay
             B                         Abm
But that's okay because it's not on my mind all day
       Gb                    E
Either way I got a few, few things to say
B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail


   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail


   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking
B                           Abm
And if you keep drawing the things you always do
Gb                    E
That's a decision that is up to you
B                  Abm
But I just ask one thing of you
Gb                                 E
If I see any of this one more time kill me with a shoe


B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking


B
Why did you draw that
Abm
Why did you do that
Gb                               E
You didn't have to paint that in detail
   B
My eyeballs are aching
Abm
I'm so close to breaking
Gb                        E
Bullet to my head I'll be taking