Intro: D D b: Hey D D g: Hey hey Verse 1: D g: Tell me your weakness D b: Oh, I keep it a secret D g: Oh come on, just one vice D b: Ok, it's vodka on ice G But then there's women on bikes G Or just the women who straddle D g: Oh, now you are a handful D b: I forgot about handfuls! Interlude: D - D - D - D - G - G - D - D Verse 2: D g: Tell me your fears D b: Ok, it's everyone here D g: You mean just all of the people? D b: Yeah, and all of their peers G G And all of their pets and the chandeliers D D And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years Chorus: D D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D D I can hardly stand the smell of it all Verse 3: -nc- g: Talk about space D b: Well, it's a beautiful place -nc- g: But it's so damn cold D b: Sure, for the human race G G But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars -nc- -nc- g: It's like paradise, spread out with a butter knife Chorus: D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D D I can hardly stand the smell of it all D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D A I can hardly stand the smell of it all A I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand Bridge: D Everyone's f-d and they don't even know -nc- Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D Everyone's f-d D Everyone's f-d D D Everyone's f-d G Everyone's f-d and they don't even know G Everyone's f-d and they don't even know D D They don't even know, they don't even know Chorus: D D D I can hardly stand the sight of it all D G I can hardly stand the sound of it all G D I can hardly stand the taste of it all D A I can hardly stand the smell of it all A I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand Outro: -nc- Everyone's f-d and they don't even know -nc- Everyone's xxxxed and they don't even know
