G I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore D Snooki drank too much, now she's on the floor Em It's a feeling that I've felt before A Though it was not televised G I don't mind, I don't get upset D And you're watching me while I'm watching it Em I'm just curious I'm a scientist A But you think that I'm depressed G I watch reality TV D Just look at what it's done to me Em I can't believe that nothing means A Not half of what it did G I don't mind, I don't get upset D But I haven't left my bedroom yet Em And getting dressed was an accomplishment A So you win, you win, you win Am You win, you win Cm Don't tell me where you've been Gm Don't tell me what you did Cm -what you did- X When you were gone G D Me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur Em You'd think that I would know by now A Season 8 and I ain't figured it out G D So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt Em Or saying things you don't deserve A Or imprinting on you like a werewolf- G D -in love I did, you don't get my references Em What if I met someone who did A Did it all sound better in your head G D That movie was so offensive but it got me through November Em A Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better Am I wish I did Cm Don't tell me where you've been Gm Don't tell me what you did Cm -what you did- G When you were gone G When it gets so bad that it’s almost good D I'll move to San Francisco or Hollywood Em I won't write you like you wish I would A But I'll miss you all the same G You won't mind, you won't get upset D Once you change, all you want is the audience Em They are obviously all narcissists A Me, I just love turning off my brain Am One big escape Cm Don't tell me at all -don't tell me where you've been- Gm I don't want to know -don't tell me what you did- A Am I'll just watch it over and over on the show
