Intro: C D G Verse 1: C Have you seen my sister Evelyn? D Dang she’s gone and wandered off again. G I’ve been looking high and low, C G Where oh where’d my sister go? C She’s been known to spend some time, D With a sailor friend of mine. G I called him up and what’d he say? C “I ain’t seen that girl today.” Chorus: C So if you see my sister Evelyn, D Tell that girl to hurry home again. G C Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go? Verse 2: G Is she with the doctor or the plumber, or the dentist or the handyman? C Did she go to India or Africa, or Wichita or Pakistan? G Did she go and join the Navy, or go completely crazy, C D Or is she playing a trick on me? G Did she run off with the barber, the professor, or the banker, or the clergyman? C Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu, or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan? G She learning how to do-do, the Chattanooga Choo Choo? C D Oh golly where could that girl be? Solo: C D G C Verse 3: C Have you seen my sister Evelyn? D Dang she’s gone and wandered off again. G I’ve been looking high and low, C G Where oh where’d my sister go? C She’s been known to jump a train, D With a gal we know from down the lane. G I looked her up and wha’d she say? C “I ain’t seen that girl in days.” Chorus: C So if you see my sister Evelyn, D Tell that girl to hurry home again. G C Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go? Verse 4: G Is my floozy sister with the doctor, or the drummer, or the dentist or the handyman? C Did that ho bag quit her job and run off with that xxxx head Mike to India Guantanamo or Panama or Disneyland? G Is she studying Kabbalah? Did she win a million dollars? C D Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere? Outro: C So if you see my sister Evelyn, D Tell that girl to hurry home again. G C Where oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?
