Verse:
A
Like a ship in a bottle
E
I don't want it to change
Gbm
Even though you piss me off
D
And left the kid estranged
A
Cause who is going to tell me
E
When I am full of xxxx
Gbm
And who will make me miserable
D
And make me babysit
A
So if you xxxxing die on me
E
And leave me on my own
Gbm
I promise I will hunt you down
D
You'll have nowhere to turn
A
It's not that I would miss you
E
Just I couldn't stand the fuss
Gbm
They'd make me plan a funeral
D
We're better of as us
Chorus:
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're horrific, annoying
Gbm
And worst of all they're twee as xxxx
Gbm
And won't shut up
Gbm
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they xxxx me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
Chorus:
A
I hate cancer
E
More than ukulele songs
E
They're annoying and hipster
Gbm
And worst of all they're twee as xxxx
Gbm
And won't shut up
Gbm
They jingle jangle on my tits
D
I hate them and they xxxx me off
E
I wanna smash them all to bits
Chorus:
B
I hate cancer
Gb
More than ukulele songs
Gb
They're annoying and hipster
Abm
And worst of all they're twee as xxxx
Abm
And won't shut up
Abm
They jingle jangle on my tits
E
I hate them and they xxxx me uff
Gb B
I wanna smash them all to bits
