Picking pattern: xA|----------| xE|-3-3---4--| xC|----------| xG|-----4----| Fm G I wear women's underwear Cm Ab And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror Fm G I cross my legs just like a queer Cm Ab But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya Fm G What defines a straight man straight? Cm Ab Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak? Fm G I'll tell you what a woman loves most Cm -nc- It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Fm G Cm Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked Ab G It's verbatim and it's shakin' Fm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Gm Cm no, no, no more getting' elated Ab G G No more listless invitations AAAAAh! Fm G I live by a hospital Cm Ab And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows Fm G I see people dying there Cm Ab Ab But my tender age makes it hard to care Fm G Incinerator and a big smoke stack Cm Ab It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha* Fm G All I need is a heart attack Cm -nc- C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac Fm G Cm Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked Ab G It's verbatim and it's shakin' Fm No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no G Cm no, no, no more getting' elated Ab G G Fm No more listless invitations Fm Fm Fm For the love of xxxx Bb Bb Bb For the sake of Pete Eb Eb Eb Did you ever really think Ab Ab Ab You'd love a guy like me? Fm Fm Fm I am the rooster in the morning Bb Bb Bb Bb I'm the cock of the day Eb Eb Eb I'm the boxer in the briefs Ab Ab Ab I'm a twelve ounce steak Fm Bb Eb Ab Eh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo Fm Bb Eb Ab Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo Db Ab it's verbatim Db Ab And ya, and it's naked Db Ab And ya, and it's shakin' G G G It shakes, shakes shakes Fm G Cm Ab Fm Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Woo ooh ooh! Fm G Cm Ab Fm Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Woo ooh ooh! Fm G Cm Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh
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