How to read tablature? 
Picking pattern:
xA|----------|
xE|-3-3---4--|
xC|----------|
xG|-----4----|


Fm             G
I wear women's underwear
           Cm                        Ab
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Fm                      G
   I cross my legs just like a queer
         Cm                    Ab
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
 

Fm                G
   What defines a straight man straight?
          Cm                       Ab
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Fm                      G
   I'll tell you what a woman loves most
        Cm                -nc-
It's a  man who can slap but can also stroke
 

Fm                      G                          Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        Ab             G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Gm                          Cm
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        Ab           G       G
No more listless invitations
 
AAAAAh!
 
 
Fm          G
I live by a hospital
          Cm                            Ab
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
Fm           G
I see people dying there
       Cm                  Ab      Ab
But my tender age makes it hard to care
 

Fm                G
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
       Cm                    Ab
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh *ha*
Fm                 G
   All I need is a heart attack
       Cm -nc-
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
 
 
Fm                      G                         Cm
Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
        Ab             G
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Fm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
G                          Cm
  no, no, no more getting' elated
        Ab           G      G  Fm
No more listless invitations
 

        Fm   Fm Fm
For the love of xxxx
         Bb   Bb Bb
For the sake of Pete
        Eb    Eb    Eb
Did you ever really think
             Ab  Ab   Ab
You'd love a guy like me?
         Fm      Fm     Fm
I am the rooster in the morning
        Bb   Bb Bb  Bb
I'm the cock of the day
        Eb    Eb     Eb
I'm the boxer in the briefs
      Ab     Ab    Ab
I'm a twelve ounce steak
 

Fm      Bb      Eb     Ab
Eh-oh   Eh-oh   Eh-oh  Yehbo
Fm       Bb     Eb      Ab
  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbooooo
 

Db        Ab
  it's verbatim
    Db           Ab
And ya, and it's naked
    Db           Ab
And ya, and it's shakin'
   G       G       G
It shakes, shakes shakes
 
 
Fm       G         Cm      Ab       Fm
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh    Woo ooh ooh!
Fm       G         Cm      Ab       Fm
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh    Woo ooh ooh!
Fm       G         Cm
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh