Chorus: Eb Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Cm xxx don't sleep when the lights are off Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Eb He's still dead when you're done with the bottle Cm Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Verse 1: Eb Blood money, blood money Cm How did you afford this ring that I love, honey? Gm "Just another shift at the drug company," Bb He doesn't think I'm that xxxxing dumb does he? Eb It doesn't matter what you pull up to your home, we know what goes on inside Cm You call that ass your own, we call that silicone Gm Bb Silly girl, we're silly, boys Chorus: Eb Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Cm xxx don't sleep when the lights are off Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Eb He's still dead when you're done with the bottle Cm Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Post-Chorus: Eb Cm Sippy cup, s-s-sippy cup, in a sippy cup, sippy cup Gm Bb In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup Verse 2: Eb Cm Pill diet, pill diet, if they give you a new pill then you will buy it Gm If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it Bb All the makeup in the world, won't make you less insecure Eb You got weights in your pockets, when you go to the doctor's Cm Your favorite candy's cotton, that's why all your teeth are rotten Gm Bb Silly girl, we're silly, boys Chorus: Eb Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Cm xxx don't sleep when the lights are off Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Eb He's still dead when you're done with the bottle Cm Of course it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup Post-Chorus: Eb Cm Sippy cup, s-s-sippy cup, in a sippy cup, sippy cup Gm Bb In a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup, in a sippy cup Chorus: Eb Blood still stains when the sheets are washed Cm xxx don't sleep when the lights are off Gm Kids are still depressed when you dress them up Bb And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
Transposing it 2 steps up might make it a little bit easier for beginning ukulele players 🙂
While playing F C Bb F, I recommend
replacing the C with a Gm, especially in the last verse
Except for the intro and the verse that shifts an octave higher
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