Intro -x2-: A Bm Gbm Verse A: A Bm Gbm Darling, I'm with St. Bernard's A Bm Gbm And we're scouring the Alps and the Andes A Bm Gbm And if they die then it is on my head A Bm Gbm They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne, to my bed Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning A Bm D Gbm We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to A Bm Gbm D Prove to each other that romance is boring Interlude -x2-: A Gbm A Gbm Verse: A Gbm Start as you mean to continue; A Gbm A Complacent and self-involved Gbm You're trying not to be nervous A Gbm A If you were trying at all Verse: A Bm Gbm I will wake, I will bake phallic cake A Bm Gbm Take your diffidence, make it my clubhouse A Bm Gbm But my strength's within lies, ventricle cauterized A Bm Gbm It's the way of living that I espouse Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning A Bm D Gbm We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to A Bm Gbm D Prove to each other that romance is boring Interlude -x7-: A Gbm A Gbm Bridge: A Gbm We are two ships that pass in the night Bm You and I, we are nothing alike C I am a pleasure cruise, you are gone out to trawl D Return nets empty, nothing at all Chorus: A Bm D Gbm You're pouting in your sleep, I'm waking still yawning A Bm D Gbm We're proving to each other that romance is boring A Bm D Gbm Sure there are things I could do if I was half prepared to A Bm Gbm D Prove to each other that romance is boring Outro: A
