Intro: C
 
Verse 1:
C             F Em              G
Cold and windy, dark and stormy.
       C             F        Em             G
Let me float your way, please don't ignore me.
         C                                F
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man.
     Em                         G         F        Bb
-An ambient man- A trick of the light to love you tonight.
    G          C              Am            C      D     F
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man
 
Instrumental -x4-: C   F Em    G
 
Verse 2:
C                F    Em                G
Can't you see me? Why can't you see me?
    C          F    Em              G
I'm all around, all cold and dreamy
         C                                F
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
    Em                             G        F             Bb
-A wisp of smoke man- To waft over you and cloud up your view
   G            C         Am              C         D     F
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man
 
Instrumental -x2-: C   F Em    G
 
Bridge:
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Although I have no arms to hold you in a human passion burns within me.
 
I need to feel like I exist, so please baby please baby step into the mist.
 
Verse 3:
D                     Gbm              A
Don't be nervous. No, don't be nervous.
        D              G    Gbm            A
I'm not like other guys who have a surface.
         D                                G
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man.
     Gbm                          A        G          C
-An atmospheric man- A shimmering puff of indistinct love.
A              D       Bm            D    E     G
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?
 
Outro:
D                         G      Gbm                  A
   Who seeps through your thoughts. Who makes you see spots.
D                         G  Gbm                   A
   Who floats through the air. Who plays with your hair.
D                   G    Gbm               A
   I know it sounds crazy, but once you go hazy
D                 G         Gbm              A
You'll understand. I'm your soft, fuzzy man.