Intro -x2-: Em C G D Verse: Em C Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see G D You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Em C Don't know if you can read or if you've seen G D The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine C The latest trend has hit its peak D D They say that geek's becomin' chic Em C So now you're out of style as you can be G D And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Em C To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Verse: Em C Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing G D While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Em C See you pose a part of nerd society G D My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree C C Watched my Next Gen every night G D Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Em C G Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me D I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Em C To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G And I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Em C G D Verse: Em C Role reversal must be a total drag G D But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Em C I appreciate you for being cruel G D I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel C Got my in-jokes you won't get G D Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Em C So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb G D You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Em C Got my comics G D Got my games Em C All the things you G D thought were lame Em C Got my cosplay G D Fanfic too Em C Got you pegged G D s t f u Em C To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool G Now I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Em C You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool G And I'm the one that's cool D I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Em C G D Outro: Em
