Lucifer Morningstar: Hahaha... alright, then Em D C B Looks like you could use some help Em D C B From the Big Boss of Hell himself Em D C B Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp Am G B Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great! Em D C B Oh, with the punch of a pentagram Em D C B I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Em D C B Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb Am G B But you get the family rate! Lucifer and Charlie: "Thanks, Dad" Am B Em G Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? -Woh-oh-oh!- Am B Em G Michelin tasting menu free a la carte Am B Em G I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! Am Champagne fountains Caviar mountains B That's just a start! Em D C B Alastor: Who's been here since day one? Em D C B Who's been faithful as a nun? Em D C B Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun Am G B Your executive producer Charlie Morningstar: That's true! Em D C B Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day Em D C B Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Em D C B Remember when I fixed that clog today? Am G B Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir! Charlie: Oh you! Am B Em G Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond Charlie: Aawww! Am B Em G Alastor: You're like the child that I wish that I had Lucifer: Uh, what? Am B Em G Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned Lucifer: Hold on now! Am Alastor: It's a little funny B You could almost call me Daaaaaad! Violin -x2-: Fm Eb Db C Piano: Bbm Ab G Accordion: C F G Alastor: They say when you're looking for assistance C A It's smart to pick the path of least resistance D G Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour C A Bb Ab There's no substitute for pure angelic po-wer! Bb C Who just happens to also be your blood! F Alastor: Sadly, there are times Bb a birth parent is a dud C They say the family you choose is better Lucifer: What a bunch of losers! D Alastor: Can you butt out of my song? E Lucifer: Your song? I started this! F Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it! Gb Lucifer: Oh, you tacky piece of- C Mimzy: It's me! A Yes, it's me! Dm G I know you were all waiting for me C I'm here A What a gas Dm G Took a while but I'm present at last! D It's me G It's me Fm C Mimzzzyyyyyyy! Lucifer: Who?
