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Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
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To remind me that I am a fool
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Tell me where I came from, what I will
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always be:
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Just a spoiled little kid who went to
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Catholic school
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When I am dead, I won’t join their ranks
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Because they are both holy and free
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And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
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And until the end, that’s how it’ll be
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I said make me love myself, so that I might
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love you
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Don’t make me a liar, because I swear to God
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When I said it, I thought it was true
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Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
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But he’s got his own things to deal with
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There’s really just one thing that we have
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in common
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Neither of us will be missed
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Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
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You always said how you loved dogs
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I don’t know if I count, but I'm trying my
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best
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When I'm howling and barking these songs