Intro -x2-: C Dm F Verse 1: C Jaws the shark! F Dm F Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark C F Decides to get rowdy, get real violent Dm F Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island C F Sunshine lotion fun in sun Dm F Blood in the ocean, everybody run C F 'Cause it's crazy how few xxxxs this shark gives Dm F He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids! C Oh, no! Interlude: F Dm F C F Dm F G Verse 2: C F But the one thing keeping the community safe Dm G Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss C F Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come Dm F C G He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it? Dm The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die F He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July C F He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!" Dm F F But holy xxxx here comes that fin! Chorus: C F Jaws is here Dm F Here is Jaws Am C -He is a shark without a cause- F He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws C F Jaws is here Dm F Here is Jaws Am C -He is a shark who fights the law- F He was in a movie that everyone saw Verse 3: C F Long story short, the beach gets closed Dm F The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows" C F Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head Dm F But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead C F It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed Dm F The mayor just shot to the top of his list C F He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night Dm F And he eats that xxxxer in a single bite C Golly Interlude: F Dm F C F Dm F Do-do-do-do-sko-do-do-do-do-do! Verse 4: C F Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge Dm F He knows the real killer is still at large C F So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision Dm They're going on a mission F They're gonna go fishing C F For Jaws Dm a man named Quint lets them use his boat F On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat C F 'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II Dm F And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah! Chorus: C F Jaws is here Dm F Here is Jaws Am C -He is a shark without a cause- F He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws! C F Jaws is here Dm F Here is Jaws Am C -He is a shark who fights the law- He was in a movie that everyone saw Verse 5: -nc- They're out on the sea, they wait all night -nc- Where could Jaws be? He's nowhere in sight -nc- Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage -nc- And Jaws shows up in a full on rage C F He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder Dm F While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter C F He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick Dm F And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick Verse 6: D G Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat" Em G So they go home and get a bigger boat D G The biggest boat that's ever sailed Em G D Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail, yeah his tail G But, oh, my xxxx! Em G Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit! D G Right in half like a Kit-Kat bar! Em G Up in the sky there's a shooting star Dm F That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now Verse 7: Dm Brody's angry, he's all like, "xxxx it" F G He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket C F Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect" Dm F G Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah! Chorus 2: C F Jaws is dead Dm F Long live Jaws Am C -He was a shark without a cause- F He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws C F Jaws is dead -ah ah ah- Dm F Long life Jaws -ah ah ah- Am C -He was a shark who fought the law- F He was in a movie that everyone saw C F -He was in a movie that everyone saw- Dm F He was in a movie that everyone saw C F Jaws is dead -ah ah ah- Dm F Long live Jaws -ah ah ah- C F -He was a shark without a cause- Dm F He was in a movie, called Jaws Am -Jaws is dead- C At the Academy Awards Am -Long live Jaws- F He was robbed C F -He was a shark without a cause- Dm F Sharks exist in real life, woah Am -He was in a movie that everyone saw- F Jaws is dead C Long live Jaws Outro: F Dm F C F Am -x4-
