Intro 1 -x15-: E
 
Intro 2: E B Dbm  A
 
Intro 3:
E       E
  -look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
B                               B   
  -look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
Dbm         Dbm
     -look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
      A                        B
-look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya-
 
Pre-Chorus:
     E                                            B   
 And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong
                                               Dbm
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too long
                                                A
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
                          B            E
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
 
Chorus:
               E                                                       B   
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxxxxxs
 
 Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
Dbm
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
A                    B
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
 
Verse 1:
E
 She find pictures in my email, I sent this girl a picture of my xxxx
B   
 I don’t know what it is with females, but I’m not too good with that xxxx
Dbm
 See, I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hood rats
A                                                      B
 And I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at
 
Pre-Chorus:
E                                                B   
 And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong
                                               Dbm
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too long
                                                A
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
                          B            E
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
 
Chorus:
                                  E                                    B   
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxxxxxs
 
 Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
Dbm
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
A                                     B
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
 
Bridge:
E
 Run away from me baby, run away
B   
 Run away from me, baby, run away
Dbm
   When it starts to get crazy, then run away
A                    B
   Babe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can
E
 Run away from me, baby. Run away.
B   
 Run away from me, baby. Run away.
Dbm
   When it starts to get crazy, why can't she just run away?
A                     B
  Baby, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can.
 
Verse 2:
E
24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
     B   
 I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it, now pick your best move, you  could leave or live wit’ it
 Dbm
 Ichabod Crane with that motherxxxxin' top off, split and go where? back to wearin’ knockoffs, huh?
A                                                                 B
 Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off, let’s talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off
E
Hoes like vultures wanna fly in your Freddy loafers, you can’t blame ‘em, they ain’t never seen Versace sofas
B   
 Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet, comes with a price tag, baby, face it
Dbm
 You should leave if you can’t accept the basics, plenty hoes in the baller-xxxxx matrix
A                                                                B
 Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless, I’m just young, rich, and tasteless, P
 
Verse 3:
E
 Never was much of a romantic, I could never take the intimacy
B   
 And I know I did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killin' me
Dbm
 I guess you know of that advantage, cause you could blame me for everything
A
 And I don't know if Im'ma manage, if one day you just up and leave
 
Pre-Chorus:
       E                                         B   
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong
                                               Dbm
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my xxxx just way too long
                                                A
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most
                          B            E
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
 
Chorus:
                                  E                                   B   
Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the xxxxxxxs
 
Let’s have a toast for the sxxxbags, every one of them that I know
Dbm
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off
A                                     B
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
 
Outro:
E B Dbm A B
 
Outro:
E
E B Dbm  A B