Intro:
   B -x16-
   E     B
 
Verse:
           E             Em           B
Well I was drinkin' last night with a biker
      E            Em         B
And I showed him a picture of you
         E          A
I said, "Pal get to know her, you'll like her
                A       Bb    B
Seemed like the least I could do.
 

      E         Em           B
Cause when he's chargin' his chopper
       E         Em       B
Up and down your carpeted halls
         E           A
You will think it by contrast quite proper
      A                  Bb  B
Never mind how I stumble and fall.
      A                      B
Never mind how I stumble and fall.
 
Chorus:
     Gb
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
    A             D  A    A B  
For taste of your elegant pride
         E        Em        B
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
       E           Em         B
But at least I'm enjoyin' the ride,
   E           Em         B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
         A                      B
Yeah, at least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
 
Solo: B -x8-
 
Verse:
        E             Em           B
Now miss sweet little soft-core pretender
        E                Em           B
Somehow baby, it got as hard as it gets
         E          A                          B
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders
    A                           B
Her chair, and her whip and her pets.
 

        E             Em           B
Well we know you're the reincarnation
       E        Em            B
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great
       E             A                      B
And we know how you love your ovations
    A                      B
For the Z-rated scenes you create.
    E                  B
The Z-rated scenes you create.
 
Chorus:
    Gb
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
    A             D  A    A B  
For taste of your elegant pride
         E        Em        B
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
   E           Em         B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
         A                      B
Yeah, at least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
 
Bridge:
Gb     Db         E
You analyze me, pretend to despise me
                A            Ab   A
You laugh when I stumble and fall
      E          Em              B
There may come a day when I will dance on your grave
      E            Em         B
If unable to dance I'll still crawl across it
  E       Em               B
Unable to dance I'll still crawl
  A                  B
Unable to dance I'll crawl.
 
Solo:
   B -x16-
   E   B
 
Verse:
  E       Em               B
You must really consider the circus
  E       Em               B
It just might be your kind of zoo
        E          A                 B
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
      A                    B
For a person as perfect as you.
 

  E       Em               B
And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
  E       Em               B
Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
        E          A                 B
Well I know that you'll think of me only
  E       Em               B
When the snakes come marching in.
  E       Em               B
When the snakes come marching in.
 
Chorus:
    Gb
You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot
    A             D  A    A B  
For taste of your elegant pride
         E        Em        B
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
         E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
 
         E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
 
Outro:
E        Em        B
Ride, ride, ride, ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride, ride, ride ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride, ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride, ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride ride ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride Ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.
E        Em        B
Ride ride
E        Em        B
At least I'm enjoyin' the ride.