Intro: E A

          Gb
Baby, for years you've been saying
     B
"Why don't you write me a song?"
    E                   A
And I've been like, "I don't know
 Gb
'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song"
    B
But last night I decided
                   E
I'm gonna freakin' do this
             A
We've been together for so long
Gb                            B
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
E               A
All about you,  about our love
     Gb
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of
Dbm                   Gb
I've been writing all night
Dbm               D
And I got it just right, here we go


E                      A
You talk too much, you never shut up
Gb                         B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E                         A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Gb                         B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                  
  Dbm                      Ebm
I promised you forever but we both know
      E               A
We're never gonna get along
    Gb                   B
You want it, you got it
                     E
Here's your freakin' song

Interlude: A Gb B

E                      A
And all my homies have always said
Gb
"What you doing with that girl?
B
She's        up in the head"
E                      A
My mom don't like you, my dad don't too
Gb
And my brother says you look like
B
A guy from Who's Scadoo
Dbm                 Gb
I'm just keeping it real
Dbm                D
This is just how I feel, here we go


E                      A
You talk too much, you never shut up
Gb                         B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E                         A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Gb                         B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                  
  Dbm                      Ebm
I promised you forever but we both know
      E               A
We're never gonna get along
    Gb                   B
You want it, you got it
                     E
Here's your freakin' song


A
I can't talk or you'll get pissed
E
Used to dream I don't exist
B                              Dbm                     B
I say, yes, and you say no, like any xxxxxes, gotta go
             A
With all the xxxx that we've been through
            E
This is the best that I can do
      Gb              B
Can I still get lucky tonight? Please?


E                     A
I'm using manners and everything, I uh
     Gb                      B
I, I hope you like this song


                            E
I spent a lot of time on it
                     A
But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik
                Gb
Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
      B
But uh, this is the Chorus


E                      A
You talk too much, you never shut up
Gb                         B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E                         A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
Gb                         B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep                  
  Dbm                      Ebm
I promised you forever but we both know
      E                A
We're never gonna get along
    Gb                   B
You want it, you got it
                     E     A
Here's your freakin' song


    Gb                   B
You want it, you got it
                     E     A
Here's your freakin' song
    Gb                   B
You want it, you got it
                     E     A
Here's your freakin' song