Intro: Dbm E B Abm Gb -x2- Verse 1: E B I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch E B You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about Abm B You were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet Abm B I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets Chorus: E B But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line E B They try to make you regret it, just tell them, no, not this time Abm B I'm just a constant headache, a dead pet device Abm B You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine Interlude -x2-: E B Abm Gb Verse 2: E B And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep E B You said such nice things about me; I felt guilty and cheap Abm B You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink Abm B I couldn't hold back a smile; I still wish I could have seen you E B Having xxx in the morning, your love was foreign to me E B It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be Abm B But I just laid there in protest, entirely xxxxed Abm B It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough Chorus: E B It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line E B They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no, not this time Abm B It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device Abm B You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine Outro: E E Dbm B Abm Abm B Dbm -x2- E
