Eb Ab Eb Ab You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much Eb Ab Eb Ab I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch Eb Ab Eb Ab I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can Eb Ab Eb Ab Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Cm F Bb Eb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Ab Eb G Cm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Eb Bb G So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Cm F Ab Eb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Cm F Ab Eb You could be laughing 65% more of the time Eb Ab Eb Ab Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course Eb Ab Eb Ab I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse Eb Ab Eb Ab I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal Eb Ab Eb Ab You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Cm F Bb Eb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Ab Eb G Cm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Eb Bb G So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Cm F Ab Eb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Cm F Ab Eb You could be laughing 65% more of the time Gb Db I should have practiced my scales Gb Db I should not be attracted to males E B But you said I should learn to love myself E Em Eb Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Ebm Ab Cm F Bb Eb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Ab Eb G Cm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Eb Bb G So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Cm F Ab Eb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Cm F Ab Eb You could be laughing 65% more of the time Cm F Bb Eb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Ab Eb G Cm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Eb Bb G So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Cm F Ab Eb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Cm F Ab Eb You could be laughing 63% more of the time Cm F Ab Eb You could be laughing 25% more of the time
