G C G C You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much G C G C I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch G C G C I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can G C G C Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Em A D G But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet C G B Em From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet G D B So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Em A C G And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Em A C G You could be laughing 65% more of the time G C G C Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course G C G C I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse G C G C I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal G C G C You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Em A D G But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet C G B Em From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet G D B So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Em A C G And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Em A C G You could be laughing 65% more of the time Bb F I should have practiced my scales Bb F I should not be attracted to males Ab Eb But you said I should learn to love myself Ab Abm G Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Gm C Em A D G But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet C G B Em From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet G D B So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Em A C G And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Em A C G You could be laughing 65% more of the time Em A D G But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet C G B Em From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet G D B So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Em A C G And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Em A C G You could be laughing 63% more of the time Em A C G You could be laughing 25% more of the time
