Intro -x2-: D G A Verse: D G A D G A Last night I did this thing where I talked to random people at the bar D G A Bm G A I took some big old swings and it actually got me kind of farther than I ever thought it would D G A I used to have more confidence in college D G A When I knew every person at the party - I was rock solid D G A Now I’m a stranger to Sara with no H D G A And I’m paying thirteen dollars for her drink Chorus: D A G And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby D A I said, “Honestly I’m flattered” G She said, “Don’t be” D A Bm G D I said, “Really, no I’m flattered. Ted’s annoying but I like Josh Radnor” G She said, “Who?” A D I said, “The actor” Interlude -x2-: D G A Verse: D G A D G A I’m lonely on Long Island and I wanna let my haircut down D And I look for love online G A D But there’s gotta be more ways to take advantage of my prime G A I mean, come on D G A I used to have more confidence in high school D G A When I won choir’s biggest heartthrob and I felt cool when I smoked D G A But now marijuana makes me overthink D G A And I’m paying eighteen dollars for her drink Chorus: D A G And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby D A "Is it cause I keep talking?" G She said, “Mostly” D A Bm G D Not to say that I'm not flattered after all I really like Josh Radnor G She said, “Who?” A D I said, “The actor” G She said, “Who?” A D I said, “The actor” G She said, “Who?” A D I said, “The actor who plays him A On TV” -On TV- G D On TV -On TV- Bridge: D G A And I don’t recognize this person I’ve become here at the bar D G A I kind of like it though I’m giving finance bro and that’s a start D G A And although I’m known to share my deepest secrets right away D G A I don’t think Sara with no H needs to know yet that I crochet D Guess I can be the actor G You can cue the laughter D G A I can play a character, life ain’t so different from TV D We each said, “I could have another” G I said, “Jinx” D A Now I’m paying forty dollars for our drinks Chorus: D A G And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby D A G I said, “Honestly, I’ll take Ted over Barney” D A Bm G D She said, “Barney’s problematic but I’ve always loved Neil Patrick Harris” G I said, “Who?” A D She said, “The actor” G I said “Who?” A D She said, “The actor” A G “Do you like him or like the actor who plays him?” -On TV- D “This one’s on me”
it’s easier when it’s -1 !!!