Intro: Eb Dm Cm Bb The things like that don't matter -x4- Verse 1: Eb Dm Cm Bb It doesn't matter Eb Dm Cm How you're feeling Bb Eb Dm Cm Bb All my friends, it's just a feeling Eb Dm Cm Bb It doesn't matter Eb Dm Cm Bb But I know what you mean so I stare at the ground Eb Dm Cm Bb That the world is so xxxxed I wanna go back in the house Eb Dm Cm Bb Where I buy and I use I'm not sure if it works Eb Dm Cm By the time it's revealed I will look like a jerk, like a jerk Chorus: Bb Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Interlude: Eb Dm Cm Bb The things like that don't matter -x4- Verse 2: Eb Dm Cm Bb You bought an old film camera and you're not even sure if it works Eb Dm Cm Bb You say the lighting's perfect I look like a jerk Eb Dm Cm Bb But I know what you mean so I stare at the ground Eb Dm Cm Bb That the world is unfair I wanna go back in the house Eb Dm Cm Bb Where I buy and I use I'm not sure if it works Eb Dm Cm By the time it's revealed I will look like a jerk, like a jerk Chorus: Bb Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Instrumental: Bb Eb Bb Cm Eb Bb Bb Eb Bb Cm Eb Bridge: Bb Eb Should've been thinkin' 'bout my own life Bb Cm Eb 'Cause the only thing I'm wasting is my own time Bb Bb Eb When the only thing I know is what I don't like Bb Cm Eb And the only thing I'm wasting is my own life Interlude: Eb Dm Cm The things like that don't matter Bb Eb The things like that don't matter Dm Cm The things like that don't matter -nc- The things like that don't matter Outro: Bb Like a jerk Bb Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Cm Dm Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Eb Bb Yeah I know that I look like a jerk, like a jerk Bb Cm By the time we head out, it was worst come to worst Dm Eb There was nothing to say, I could tell you were hurt Bb Cm By the time we head out, it was worst come to worst Dm Eb There was nothing to say, I could tell you were hurt Outro: Bb Eb
In the second verse, the words are ‘I come from the land down under
where beer does flow and men chunder’
This song has always been funny to me. Thanks for posting, it sounds really unique on the ukulele!
-2 is easiest
What is the strumming pattern?
better and (I think) easer version if transposed down 2
What do u mean ukeboss21?
How is this funny?!
Give me at least one reason.
I am just joking ukuboss21:)
Nice work, this is right on.
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