Cm                Bb
Take a look at my girlfriend
Ab
She's the only one I got
Cm             Bb
 Not much of a girlfriend
Ab
I never seem to get a lot


G              G7
 Take a jumbo across the water
Cm
Like to see America
G                 G7
 See the girls in California
    Fm                        Bb
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            Fm              Bb
But there's not a lot I can do


Cm                        Bb
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Ab
Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
Cm                       Bb
 They got to have 'em in Texas
       Ab
'Cause everyone's a millionaire


G                    G7
 I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Cm
Do you want my autograph?
G             G7
 I'm a loser, what a joker
    Fm                    Bb
I'm playing my jokes upon you
              Fm                Bb
While there's nothing better to do, hey


G                    G7       Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
G                    G7       Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
Ab               Fm           Bb
La la la, la la la, la la la la


Cm                   Bb
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
 Ab
'Cause she's the only one I got
Cm             Bb
 Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
Ab
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot


G              G7
 Take a jumbo across the water
Cm
Like to see America
G                 G7
 See the girls in California
    Fm                        Bb
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            Fm              Bb
But there's not a lot I can do, hey


G                    G7       Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
G                    G7       Cm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
G                   Cm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
G                   Cm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
Ab                   Fm       Bb
La la la, la la la, la la la la