Intro:
G       Gb
  Oooh,
G       Gb
  Oooh,
G       Em C G Gb
  Oooh,
G       Em C G Gb
  Oooh,

Chorus:

  Well,
G           Em                 C        G         Gb
  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
G                  Em              C        G      Gb
  And you and I both know that the ghost is me,
G                          Em             C             G         Gb
  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
G
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,

Verse:
D             C              G         Gb     G
  You used to bite I used to moan,
D             C             G         Gb     G
  But now you mumble and I choke,
D               C           G        Gb     G
  Now I aint so scary on my own,

  Tell me honey what's a dagger without a cloak,

  I don't know,

Chorus:

  Cause,
G           Em                 C        G         Gb
  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
G                  Em              C        G      Gb
  And you and I both know that the ghost is me,
G                          Em             C             G         Gb
  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
G
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,

Verse:
D                 C             G       Gb G
  In the midnight hour you came alive,
D                 C          G     Gb G
  I had to go get my crystal ball,
G
  Gotta find that snake,
D                   C                   G
  When the sun came up we couldn't find no place to hide,
D
  And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake, I had to,
            Gb     G
  That's so messed up,

Chorus:

  Cause,
G           Em                 C        G         Gb
  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
G                  Em              C        G      Gb
  And you and I both know that the ghost is me,
G                          Em             C             G         Gb
  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
G
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,

Bridge:
Am                     G        D
  But even when one is dead and gone,
Am                             G       D
  It still takes two to make a house a home,
Am                       G   D
  I'm as lonesome as the catacombs
C
  I hear you call my name but no ones there,
           D9
  Except a feeling in the air,

  Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted,

  Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you,

  You should walk around screaming oh slamming all them doors,
D
  Well I'm all grown up now I don't scare easy no more,

Chorus:
                   G          Em C G Gb
  Cause, you and I both know,
            G          Em C G Gb
  You and I both know, ooh,
            G          Em C G Gb
  You and I both know, ooh,
            G          Em C G
  You and I both know, ooh,

  Oooh.