Intro -x2-: Am F C G Verse 1: Am F I break the ice, C G So they don't seem my size Am F And I have to be nice C G Or I'll be the next punch line Verse 2: Am F I'm just the best friend in hollywood movies, C G Who only exists to continue the story Am F The girl gets the guy while I'm standing offscreen C G So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief Pre-Chorus: Am F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy C G If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Am F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty C G Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus 1: Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Am F I say I'm okay C G Cause they wouldn't care anyway Am F And I could try to explain C G But my effort's in vein, they can't relate to how Verse 3: Am F I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors C G If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror Am F I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner C G So why do I still feel so goddammn inferior Pre-Chorus: Am F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy C G If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Am F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty C G Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus 2: Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Bridge: Am F It's funny when I think a guy likes me C G And it's funny when I'm the one who says let's go to eat Am F It's xxxxing funny when I'm asked to go out on halloween C G Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my body Pre-Chorus: Am F Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy C G If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Am F Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m pretty C G Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Chorus 3: Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Am F Life of the fat funny friend C G Life of the fat funny friend Outro: Am F C I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
