Verse 1:
Amaj7    
How's the air up there?
                                 E
You're looking down on what I'm doing, is it amusing?
Amaj7    
Does it seem unfair
                          E
I'm doing everything but losing? Must be ego-bruising

Pre-Chorus:
Amaj7    
We could be here all night with you giving me
Amaj7    
Unsolicited advice, oh, but honestly
E
Talking is exhausting, if you want, here's an option

Chorus:
       A
If you got a problem with me,
                    E
I can hear about it later, you can send it to my pager
         A
Tell me what you think about me
                     E
I'll get back to you later, you'll be doing me a favor
                    A Asus2 E
Send it to my pager

Verse 2:
  Amaj7    
Remember how you thought in September
                     E
That you had future vision? Mocking my decisions
    Amaj7    
You reckoned I'd be learning my lesson
                             E
Now you're begging for my attention, good thing I never listened, oh, is it?

Pre-Chorus:
Amaj7    
We could be here all night with you giving me
Amaj7    
Unsolicited advice, oh, but honestly
E
Talking is exhausting, if you want, here's an option

Chorus:
       A
If you got a problem with me,
                    E
I can hear about it later, you can send it to my pager
         A
Tell me what you think about me
                     E
I'll get back to you later, you'll be doing me a favor
                    A Asus2 E
Send it to my pager

Interlude: A Asus2 E

Outro:
A                         Asus2
Your toxicity -Hey, yeah- wasn't meant for me -Oh-
E
Your toxicity wasn't meant for me
A
Your toxicity wasn't meant for me
Asus2
Your toxicity wasn't meant for me
E
Your toxicity wasn't meant for me
E
Your toxicity— Send it to my pager