Ex-Wives:

  Em
xA|7-----------|
xE|7---5-7-8-7-|
xC|7-----------|
xG|9-----------|
Listen up, let me tell you a story
 
   G
xA|5-----------|
xE|7-----------|
xC|7---6---6---|
xG|7-----7-----|
a story that you think you’ve heard before
 
   C
xA|3-----------|
xE|3-----------|
xC|4---4-3-4-6-|
xG|5-----------|
I know you know our names and our fame and our faces
 
   C6
xA|3-----------|
xE|3-----------|
xC|4-----------|
xG|2---4-4-----|
All about our glories and our disgraces
 

C
Welcome to the show,
       C
To the histo-remix
Em
Switching up the beat as we add the prefix
D                                      A C Eb
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 
No Way:
-nc-           D
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
-nc-
There’s no way
D
You must agree that, baby, in all the time I’ve been by your side
D
I never lost control no matter how many times I know you lied
F
Got my golden rule
G                   D
Gotta keep it cool, yeah
 
Baby
F    C          G              D
-You know she’s got to keep it cool-
D                      F
You must think that I’m crazy,
            C
You want to replace me,
 
But baby, there’s
G           G  D
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
D                  F
If you think for a moment,
              C
I’d grant you annulment,
 
Just hold up,
        G              G
There’s n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
-nc-
There’s no way
 
Don’t Lose Your Head:
G                    Em
Sorry, not sorry for what I said
Bm                       D7
I’m just tryna’ have some fun 🙂
      G                         Em
Don’t worry, don’t worry, don’t lose your head,
  Bm                  D7
I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.
G G   Em Em
L-O-L
    Bm Bm
Say ‘Oh well!’
         D7 D7
Or go to Hell!
G                    Em
Sorry, not sorry for what I said,
Bm    D7        G
Don’t lose your head.
 
Heart of Stone:
 
xA|------4-|
xE|----4---|
xC|--3-----|
xG|3-------|
 
             Fm
xA|------4---------3-------------------------------4-|
xE|----4---------4-------------------------------4---|
xC|--3---------5-------------------------------3-----|
xG|3---------5-------------------------------3-------|
But I took your hand, promised that I’d withstand
 
-nc-
Any blaze you blew my way
 
                                Fm
xA|----------------4-----------------3-|
xE|--------------4-----------------4---|
xC|------------3-----------------5-----|
xG|----------3-----------------5-------|
‘Cause something inside, it solidified,
 
      Db       Ab     Ab
And I knew I’d always stay.
Db               Fm
You can build me up,
                     Ab
You can break me down,
                     Eb
You can try, but I’m unbreakable
Db
You can do your best,
Fm
But I’ll stand the test.
Ab                  Eb
You’ll find that I’m unshakable.
Db              Fm
When the fire’s burnt,
                  Ab
When the wind has blown,
                 Eb
When the water’s dry,
                  Db
You’ll still find stone.
-nc-
My heart of…
 
Haus of Holbein:
Ebm  -nc-
Welcome to the house,
                        Ebm Abm Ebm Bb
To the Haus of Holbein! Ja
      Ebm Abm
Ooh ja
Ebm Bb
Das ist gut, ooh ja
 
              Ebm                Bb
xA|--2---2------1---1-------------1---1-|
xE|--4---4------2---2-------------1---1-|
xC|--3---3------3---3-------------2---2-|
xG|1---1------3---3-------------3---3---|
Ignore the fear and you’ll be fine,
 
B
We’ll turn this vier into a nine!
 
               Ebm
xA|--2---2-------1---1------|
xE|--4---4-------2---2------|
xC|--3---3-------3---3------|
xG|1---1-------3---3--------|   Bb
So just say ‘ja’ and don’t say nein!
 
       -nc-
‘Cause now you’re in the house,
-nc-
In the Haus of Holbein!
 
Get Down:
 
xA|---------|
xE|---------|
xC|0--0-2-3-|
xG|---------|
Sittin’ here all alone,
 
         xA|------|
         xE|------|
         xC|------|
         xG|-3-3--|
On a throne,
 
xA|---------|             xA|---|
xE|---------|             xE|---|
xC|---------|             xC|0--|
xG|-----2-2-|             xG|---|
In a palace that I happen to own,
 
xA|---------|
xE|---------|
xC|---0-2-3-|
xG|---------|
Bring me some pheasant,
 
              xA|----------|
              xE|----------|
              xC|----------|
              xG|-3-3--2-2-|
Keep it on the bone.
 
        xA|---------|
        xE|---------|
        xC|0--0-2-3-|
        xG|---------|
I wanna go hunting, any takers?
 
         xA|------|
         xE|------|
         xC|------|
         xG|-3-3--|
I’m no fake,
 
             xA|----|
             xE|----|
             xC|----|
             xG|2-2-|
‘Cause I’ve got acres and acres.
 
xA|---------|
xE|---------|
xC|0--0-2-3-|
xG|---------|
Paid for with my own riches.
 
        xA|----|
        xE|----|
        xC|----|
        xG|3-3-|
Where the hounds at?
 
xA|----|
xE|----|
xC|----|
xG|2---|
Release the xxxxxes.
 
Ab                 Eb
You, you say that I tricked ya,
Bb                              Cm
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture.
Ab                   Eb
Too, too bad I don’t agree.
       Bb                   G7
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see,
        G7    G7   G7  -nc-
And you can’t stop me ‘cause
 
xA|--|
xE|--|
xC|0-|
xG|--|
I’m the queen of the castle,
 
-nc-
Get down, you dirty rascal
-nc-
Get down
 
All You Wanna Do:
F             A7
Maybe this is it!
        Dm                Bb
He just cares so much, it feels legit.
F                    A7
I feel this connection.
  Dm                Bb    Bb Bb6 Dm A7
I think this guy is different,
Dm                       F
‘Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby,
E                  Eb
Touch me, love me, can’t get enough of me,
Dm                F
All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby,
E                      Eb
Please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me,
F                Dm
Run your fingers through my hair
       Bb
As you tell me I’m the fairest of the fair.
Bb         Bb6
Playtime’s over.
    A7
The only thing you wanna do is…
 
I Don’t Need Your Love:
 
xA|-------------------3---|
xE|-------------------4---|
xC|-------------------5---|
xG|-----------------6-----|
You know I love you, boy,
 
xA|-3---------------|
xE|-3---------------|
xC|-3---------------|
xG|-3---------------|
In every single way,
 
xA|--2------------------1--|
xE|--2------------------1--|
xC|--2------------------1--|
xG|--2----------------1----|
You know I love you, boy,
 
xA|-------3---------|
xE|-------3---------|
xC|-------0---------|
xG|-------1---------|
And I’ll miss you every day,
 
xA|------------3----|
xE|------------4----|
xC|------------5----|
xG|----------6------|
I love you, boy,
 
  Db
I wish that I could stay with you,
    Db                        Abmaj7
And keep the life I made with you.
 
                      Fm
                    xA|--3----|
                    xE|--4----|
                    xC|--5----|
                    xG|5------|
But I don’t need your love.
 
   Db     Ab
xA|4--4----3--3-|
xE|4--4----4--4-|
xC|5--5----3--3-|
xG|6------5-----|
No, no.
 
   Cm                          Fm
xA|--3------------3-------------3--3--|
xE|--3------------3-------------4--4--|
xC|--3------------3-------------5--5--|
xG|5----------------------------5-----|
It’ll never be better than it was.
 
   Db      Ab
xA|4--4----3--3-|
xE|4--4----4--4-|
xC|5--5----3--3-|
xG|6------5-----|
No, no,
 
    Ab                Fm
xA|--3--3--------------3--|
xE|--4--4--------------4--|
xC|--3--3--------------5--|
xG|5-----------------5----|
I don’t need your love,
 
   Db      Ab
xA|4--4----3--3-|
xE|4--4----4--4-|
xC|5--5----3--3-|
xG|6------5-----|
No, no,
 
      Ab                     Fm    Db
xA|----3-------3----------------3--4-|
xE|----4-------4----------------4--4-|
xC|----3-------3----------------5--5-|
xG|--5------------------------5----6-|
It’ll never be better than it was,
 
Db6 Cm6
No, no…
 
Six:
B Gb Ebm Bbm x2
      Db
We’re one of a kind,
   Ab
No category!
Fm                  Eb
Too many years lost in history,
      Db               Ab
We’re free to take our crown in glory,
    Fm                Eb
For five more minutes!
 
-muted strumming-
     Ab Ab Ab Ab
We’re
 
Six!