Intro:
   Dbm
   E  B  Abm  Gb  -x2-

Verse 1:
         E                     B
I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch
          E                          B
You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about
           Abm                           B
You were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet
        Abm                   B
I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets

Chorus:
           E                    B
But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line
             E                                  B
They try to make you regret it, just tell them, no, not this time
            Abm                  B
I'm just a constant headache, a dead pet device
            Abm                     B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine

Interlude -x2-: E  B  Abm  Gb

Verse 2:
              E                   B
And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep
               E                             B
You said such nice things about me; I felt guilty and cheap
              Abm                        B
You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink
           Abm                             B
I couldn't hold back a smile; I still wish I could have seen you
        E                                 B
Having xxx in the morning, your love was foreign to me
             E                             B
It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be
            Abm                      B
But I just laid there in protest, entirely xxxxed
            Abm                            B
It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough

Chorus:
             E                    B
It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line
             E                                 B
They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no, not this time
             Abm                  B
It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device
            Abm                     B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine

Outro:
   E  E  Dbm B
   Abm  Abm  B  Dbm  -x2-
   E