Verse:
Gb                              Bbm
God I wish somebody would have told me
             B              Db
When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same
Gb                    Bbm               B
Photoshop itty-bitty models on magazine covers
        Db
Told me I was overweight
Gb                Bbm
I stopped eating, what a bummer
B                      Db
Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer
Gb                     Bbm
If I could go back and tell myself
             B        nc
When I was younger, I'd say, psst

Chorus:
Gb                Bbm
I know Victoria's secret
    B                   Db
And girl you wouldn't believe
         Gb                   Bbm
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       B                       Db
Making money off of girls like me
        Gb         Bbm
Cashing in on body issues
        B                   Bm7
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
Gb                Bbm     B
I know Victoria's secret
        Ebm     Db   Gb
She was made up by a dude -dude-
B            Ebm     Db   Gb
Victoria was made up by a dude -dude-
B            Ebm     Db   Gb
Victoria was made up by a dude

Verse:
Gb                        Bbm                      B
I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder
      Db
Meant normal human thighs
    Gb      Bbm            B
The xxxxing pressure I was under
   Db          Gb
To lose my appetite
              Bbm
And fight the cellulite
     B                 Db
With hunger games like every night
Gb                     Bbm
If I could go back and tell myself
           B        nc
When I was younger, I'd say, hey dummy

Chorus:
Gb                 Bbm
I know Victoria's secret
    B                   Db
And girl you wouldn't believe
         Gb                   Bbm
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       B                       Db
Making money off of girls like me
        Gb         Bbm
Cashing in on body issues
        B                   Bm7
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
Gb                Bbm     B
I know Victoria's secret
        Ebm     Db   Gb
She was made up by a dude -dude-
B            Ebm     Db   Gb
Victoria was made up by a dude -dude-
B            Ebm     Db    Gb
Victoria was made up by a dude

Chorus:
Gb                Bbm
I know Victoria's secret
    B                   Db
And girl you wouldn't believe
         Gb                   Bbm
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       B                       Db
Making money off of girls like me
        Gb         Bbm
Cashing in on body issues
        B                   Bm7
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
Gb                Bbm     B
I know Victoria's secret
        Ebm     Db   Gb
She was made up by a dude

Chorus:
Gb                 Bbm
I know Victoria's secret
    B                   Db
And girl you wouldn't believe
         Gb                   Bbm
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
       B                       Db
Making money off of girls like me
        Gb         Bbm
Cashing in on body issues
        B                   Bm7
Selling skin and bones with big boobs
Gb                Bbm
I know Victoria's secret

Outro:
B             Db              Gb
She was never made for me and you