Verse: F It's time to join the conga line Dm That's been growing since the dawn of time Gm Homo habilis, shortly outwit us C7 By using sticks and stones F It's the circle of life, the ant mill for mammals Dm Wondering why? Here's a couple examples Gm Fire, belief systems, open-toed shoes C7 Uh, free will F As you abuse the virgin for her oil Dm Break her back and dry her soil Gm C7 Frack too hard, you'll get screwed royally F Now I know what you are thinking "Get some help and stop your drinking" Dm But addictions are affliction, man would kill for a prescription Gm C7 Our compulsion to keep using tells us that our life's worth losing F Dm I am not a nihilist Gm C7 Just one productive hedonist F It went from Nazareth to Hollywood Dm The gospel of our childhood Gm These prophets are unqualified C7 To herd the sheep with woolen eyes F It's any crook they heed Dm They are gluttons for their feed Gm So I guess it's up to me C7 To set them xxxxers free F Class defined by classrooms Dm With no ceilings made with glass to breakthrough Gm It's stairs compared to elevators C7 Faith's what pays the educators F What is obsolete like phrenology Dm It's our ponyless economy Gm So we jump-start a war and hope it works like before C7 Then lose the data we store to some prick from offshore F Don't let your delusion cause Dm The union's dissolution Gm Loosened lips sinks mighty ships C7 It's your open beaks that start the leak F Friendly fascist Dm Self-proclaimed advocates Gm C7 Dictating what is socially blasphemous F The foundation for identity Dm Meets cultural validity Gm So don't ask for permission, gender isn't a religion C7 If you want something then use your words Don't govern mine to feel secure F Dm I don't know why I'm doing any of this Gm C7 These lyrics are completely pointless F Thanks for watching
