Intro:
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb
Ebm Abm
My heart is paralyzed
Db Gb
My head was oversized
B Abm Bb
I'll take the high road like I should
Ebm Abm
You said it's meant to be
Db Gb
That it's not you, it's me
B Abm Bb
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntan
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb F Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She met a shark underwater
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Ebm
And ways to say you died
Interlude:
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb
Ebm Abm
My pride still feels the sting
Db Gb
You were my everything
B Abm Bb
Someday I'll find a love like yours
Ebm Abm
She'll think I'm Superman
Db Gb
Not super minivan
B Abm Bb
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb F Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
Ebm
And ways to say you died
Interlude:
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb B
Db
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
B
I wanna be the one your dying to
Db B
Love...but you don't want to
Bb
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
Bb
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
B
She went down in an airplane
Gb
Fried getting suntan
Db Ebm Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B Gb F Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She met a shark underwater
Gb
Fell and no one caught her
Db Ebm Db
I returned everything I ever bought her
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
B
She was caught in a mudslide
Gb
Eaten by a lion
Db Ebm Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B Gb F Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She dried up in the desert
Gb
drowned in a hot tub
Db Ebm Db
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
B Gb Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
B
And ways to say you died
Outro:
Gb Db
B Gb Db
