Verse: F Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile, Gm But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child. F Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights, Gm But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire. C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try Chorus: Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Verse: F Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog, Gm But it just looks like xxxx, all over your upper lip. F Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya Gm Heart disease, and type two diabetes -Type two diabetes!- C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. Chorus: Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas, Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Bridge: D Db C B I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring, D Db C B I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing, D Db C B But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change Chorus: Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away F C F This Christmas, is going my way. F Just dance with me
