Intro: Db Verse 1: -nc- I'm about to tell a story that I haven't yet -nc- 'Bout the most intelligent woman that I ever met Gb She looked like Jackie Onassis Ebm7 Top of her classes Db I'm doin' my best just passin' by Verse 2: Db I'm so funny in my body I can barely walk Db And I'm so full of them funny feelings that I could barely talk Db Gbmaj7 And here comes Jackie Onassis Ebm7 Don’t need to ask it Db Have you ever seen a woman so fine? Chorus: Gbmaj7 She said, "Come on out just a couple hours Bbm We gonna have a real good time" F7 Bbm And I tell her, "Where ya goin', where ya goin', when ya comin' home?" Gbmaj7 Somebody in the front seat calls out, "Everyone Db Quit wastin' my time! Gbmaj7 Bbm Gotta hit the road and hit the road, hit the road" Gbmaj7 Ab Db There they go and there they go and I was on my own Verse 3: Db I ain't never spoke my mind up in a crowded place Db I ain't got no cool demeanor and smooth talkin' ways Db Gbmaj7 'Cause I ain't like Jackie Onassis Ebm7 Girls in sunglasses Db Lookin' me up like I'm part of some game Verse 4: Db And well, the altercation happened 'round the tenth of May, ah Db Some poorly dressed spectator had somethin' unkind to say Db Gbmaj7 It comes back to me in flashes Ebm7 Db I get risky, there's a swing and a miss And I'm all ashamed Chorus: Gbmaj7 And when she found me I was in pieces Bbm Cryin' hard into my hat F7 Bbm And she tell me, "Mama, you look lovely when you take a stand" Gbmaj7 And I tell her, "No one's ever been so kind to me Db And I thank you for that" Gbmaj7 Bbm Said, "Here you go and here you go, here you go" Gbmaj7 Ab Db Took her hair out the bow and laid that ribbon in my hand Chorus: Db Here we go! Gbmaj7 Look at that lady F7 She carries herself right, she's singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 She's the first lady F7 To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Gbmaj7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Ebm7 Oh, play, play, play Solo: | Db | Db | | Gbmaj7 Ebm7 | Db | Chorus: Gbmaj7 I got sunny days on a track field Bbm Laughin' hard, just me and mine F7 Bbm I got a great part in the spring play after all Gbmaj7 And I got my rose pink tinted glasses Db And they fit me just fine Gbmaj7 Bbm And I'll let it go and let it go, let it go Gbmaj7 Ab Db scatting Chorus: Db Here we go! Gbmaj7 Look at that lady F7 She carries herself right, she's singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 She's the first lady F7 To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 Look at that lady F7 She carries herself right, she's singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 She's the first lady F7 To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 Look at that lady, little miss thing F7 Carries herself right, she's singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Gbmaj7 She's the first lady, to hold my hand and F7 Walk me through the night, I'm singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah Final Chorus: Gbmaj7 Look at that lady F7 She carries herself right, she's singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Gbmaj7 She's the first lady F7 To walk me through the night, I'm singin' Bbm7 Eb7 Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah Outro: Gbmaj7 F7 Ah ah ah ah Bbm7 Woah ah Eb7 Ah ah ah ah
