Intro:
E A E    A
Ooh Ohh Ohhhh
E A E A    E
Oooh Ohhh Ohhh

Verse 1:
E           A
I used to lead
          E          A
With my head as my feet
      Ab7        Dbm
My heart used to be
   A      E
Irrelevant
E              A
Yearning for more
    E           A
a place in the score
     Ab7            Dbm
My soundtrack would be
A         E
Excellent

Pre-Chorus:
A          B
How many tales
        A
Will I tell
        E
Till I go
       Dbm      A
On my own adventure
A           B
Strumming along
        A
Just a bard
        E
With a song
         Dbm   A
So they all remember
         E
So they all, so they all

Chorus:
      E     A
I’m bored again,
       Dbm         A
Guess I’ll pretend
    Dbm
I’m from some distant
A
Magic land
     E       A
How very hard
    Dbm      A
To be a bard
    A
In San Tan Valley
E
Arizona
 E              Ab7
Romanticize my silly life
Dbm     A
Khaki armor
A          E
Quest to Walmart
E             A
Someday I’ll die
Ab7              A
But for now I’m alive
    A
So hand me a pen
     A
And call me the bard
E A E    A
Ooh Ohh Ohhhh
E A E A    E
Oooh Ohhh Ohhh

Verse 2:
 E         A
Lately I think
            E             A
I’ve been stuck on the brink
   Ab7
Afraid to leave
Dbm         A         E
All that I know behind
 E                A
Word’s spreading now
      E            A
Of a bard town to town
    Ab7       Dbm
My music and I
          A         E
Blooming here online

Pre-Chorus:
A        B          E
Orpheus sings for Eurydice
A       Dbm
Who is gone for good now
A             B
What would I lose
      E           A
If I was in his shoes
      Dbm
If I turned around
               A         B
It’s a lonely path isn’t it
      E            A
Of a bard with the next tune
Dbm           A
More than he knows how
A
More than he knows, more than he

Chorus:
      E     A
I’m bored again,
       Dbm         A
Guess I’ll pretend
    Dbm
I’m from some distant
A
Magic land
     E       A
How very hard
    Dbm      A
To be a bard
    A
In San Tan Valley
E
Arizona
 E              Ab7
Romanticize my silly life
Dbm    A
Khaki armor
A          E
Quest to Walmart
E             A
Someday I’ll die
Ab7              A
But for now I’m alive
    A
So send me on tour
     A
And call me the bard
E A E    A
Ooh Ohh Ohhhh
E A E A    E
Oooh Ohhh Ohhh

Bridge:
E      E a -x8-
Ah………………
A         E       A
Places to be and people to meet
E          A       E
Stories to tell to the curious listeners
E          A       E
Someday I’ll change my name rearrange
    A       E            A
And when I return I may not know my face
          E          A            E
But I’ll try to be brave on the brink
          E          A     E
That I contemplate going beyond
          E                 A
Till the grave cuz there’s always
E               A          E
Another quest waiting to take me and make me
  E            A           E          A
a little less wise and a little more lost
           E           A
Cause the more that I know
     E            A
The more that I don’t
          E         A
And I’m chasing it now
      E           A
I’m leaving this town
      E          A
I’m writing my findings
      E           A
And not slowing down

Chorus:
      E     A
I’m bored again,
       Dbm         A
Guess I’ll pretend
    Dbm
I’m from some distant
A
Magic land
     E       A
How very hard
    Dbm      A
To be a bard
    A
In San Tan Valley
E
Arizona
 E              Ab7
Romanticize my silly life
Dbm    A
Khaki armor
A          E
Quest to Walmart
E             A
Someday I’ll die
Ab7              A
But for now I’m alive
    A
So call me the bard
E
Call me the bard
             A E A E
Call me the bard
E
Call me the bard
             A E A E
Call me the bard
E
Call me the bard
             A E A E A E
Call me the bard