Intro: Cm   F   Ab   Bb Bdim

Verse 1:
Cm    F                      Ab
    I never was a fan of the internet
    Bb              Bdim         Cm
She never felt that safe in her own head
        F             Ab
We both hate the news
              Bb        Bdim      Cm
There for the grace of God goes you


F                           Ab
Smiling when I ask if she's bored yet
Bb           Bdim          Cm
Wonder if we took it too far
     F              Ab
Both taste confused
         Bb      Bdim  Cm
Darling, what am I to do

Pre-Chorus:
  Bb                 Eb
I like to think that I'm
                           Cm
The only guy she'll see tonight
        Bb                Eb
You can call me what you like
   Ab
As long as you call me

Chorus:
              Cm
And you could kiss the skin from my lips
                Eb
if it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it,
                      Ab
Not sure if you need me too
            Cm
And you can taste the beer on every guy
            Eb
who talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
        Ab
No, you can't stay awake forever

Instrumental: Cm   Bb   Ab   G  Gaug

Verse 2:
Cm      F                         Ab
    And so I find myself in your mum's bedroom
Bb                Bdim           Cm
Fighting with the pink roller blinds
        F            Ab
It's on pay-per-view
                Bb            Bdim          Cm
Just place your bets on who's lost their minds


    F                       Ab
You take a pirouette under duvet set
    Bb                Bdim             Cm
You sigh with perfect pitch and with time
        F
I'm not made for you,
         Ab
But what else is new?
             Bb                 Bdim
Oh Lord, she tells me that it's nothing
  Bb               Bdim
I really hope it's nothing

Chorus:
          Cm
You could kiss the skin from my lips
                Eb
if it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
                          Ab
I'm not sure if you need me too
            Cm
And you can taste the beer on every guy
            Eb
who talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
        Ab
No, you can't stay awake forever

Instrumental: Cm   Bb   Ab   G  Gaug

Bridge:
Cm             Bb
   This just in:
  Ab         G
I am a total xxxxing dumbass
Cm                                       Bb
   And I've come to the uncomfortable conclusion
                                Ab
I'll be spending the rest of my life in
           G
a state of constant paranoia
          Cm
Just let me follow you
       Bb
And I'll proceed to bang my head on every
    Ab                        G
doorway and doorframe you see suitable for us to go through
Cm                           Bb
And I've found that the road to happiness
              Ab               G
Is paved with rows and rows of very tempting parking spaces
Cm         F                       Ab
   I'm not paranoid, I'm a realist
  Bb                Bdim
I know you're gonna kill me!

Chorus:
          Cm
You could kiss the skin from my lips
                Eb
if it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
                      Ab
Not sure if you need me too
            Cm
And you can taste the beer on every guy
            Eb
who talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever
        Ab
No, you can't stay awake forever


              Cm
And you could kiss the skin from my lips
                Eb
if it makes you feel good
     F
I'm not sure if you want it
                      Ab
Not sure if you need me too
            Cm
And you can taste the beer on every guy
            Eb
who talks to you
        F
But you can't stay awake forever

-You can't stay awake-
        Ab                     Ab   
No, you can't stay awake forever