Verse 1:
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These are cattails
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They’re just fairly common water reeds
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And they're not edible
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But don't you think they oughta be?
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They got stalks and these groupings
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Of highly compressed seedlings
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That expand rapidly on impact
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So they're not that good for eating
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But even so...
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Me want bite
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Me want plant corndog delight
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Me want deep fried
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Me think water twinkie nice
Verse 2:
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This is sea foam
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Shot with high-speed photography
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And it's not edible
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But don't you think it oughta be?
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It's just waste from sea crеatures
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Shot at a very high rate
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It's practically just churnеd up fish poop
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Ammonia and nitrates
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But even still…
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Me want eat
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Me want tasty ocean treat
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Me want spoonful
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Me want sweet cream from the beach
Verse 3:
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This is lava
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It's external molten rock, you see
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And it's not edible
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But don't you think it ought to be?
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It's just melted liquid minerals
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That our bodies can't extinguish
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It can reach twelve hundred celsius
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So you really shouldn't drink it
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But even then…
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Me would like to partake
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Of yon spicy smoothie lake
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Me would rather enjoy imbibing it
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Til me fire slush thirst is slaked
