F Bb F Bb You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much F Bb F Bb I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch F Bb F Bb I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can F Bb F Bb Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Bb F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm G Bb F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G Bb F You could be laughing 65% more of the time F Bb F Bb Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course F Bb F Bb I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse F Bb F Bb I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal F Bb F Bb You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Bb F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm G Bb F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G Bb F You could be laughing 65% more of the time Ab Eb I should have practiced my scales Ab Eb I should not be attracted to males Gb Db But you said I should learn to love myself Gb Gbm F Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Fm Bb Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Bb F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm G Bb F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G Bb F You could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G C F But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Bb F A Dm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet F C A So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dm G Bb F And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dm G Bb F You could be laughing 63% more of the time Dm G Bb F You could be laughing 25% more of the time
