Verse:
Bb                            F
Who would you be if there was nobody watching?
    Eb                                            Bb
How many parts of your identity are you squashing down?
                   F
Just to toe the societal line
    Eb
And why do people that you've never laid your eyes on define
     Bb.                        F
Your taste, your weight and the way you dress?
        Eb
Do you even know the people that you're trying to impress?
Bb
Talks cheap
      F
It's okay to be scared
     F
But listen up because I've got a secret to share

Pre Chorus: F  E  Eb

Eb
Nobody really cares

Chorus:

Bb         F       Eb
Crash your daddy's car
Bb         F       Eb   Gb
Get kicked out the bar
    Bb                   Dm
Sabotage your two months sober
         Gm             Eb
Spend a weekend on your sofa
         F    E  Eb
Cut your hair
Eb                   Bb
Nobody really cares

Verse:
Bb
Just think about it
       F
Do you think about me?
          Eb
Or do you think about the way I change your reality? You see
Bb                F
Everybody's so in love with themselves
            Eb
They've got no mental capacity for anyone else
     Bb
Your taste, your weight
      F
And the way you dress
   Eb
Is irrelevant to somebody who's self obsessed. Yes
Bb
Talks cheap
      F
It's okay to be scared
              Eb
But if you're playing by the rules, I really hope you're aware

Pre Chorus: F  E  Eb

Eb
Nobody really cares

Chorus:
Bb         F       Eb
Crash your daddy's car
Bb         F       Eb   Gb
Get kicked out the bar
          Bb                  Dm
Tell your boyfriend that it's over
        Gm             Eb
Write a song for Jodie Comer
         F    E   Eb
Cut your hair
                    Bb  F  Eb
Nobody really cares
                    Bb  F  Eb
Nobody really cares
                    Bb  F  Eb
Nobody really cares

F  E  Eb
          Nobody really

Bridge:
          Bb                  Dm
Kiss your best friends at the disco
        Gm                Eb
Catch a flight to San Francisco
           Bb             Dm
Throw your phone into the ocean
        Gm              Eb
Start a fight cause a commotion
      Bb                  Dm
Get a tattoo, change your name
          Gm                 Eb
Take your clothes off in the rain
             F     E  Eb
And cut your hair
Eb
Nobody really cares

Chorus:
Bb         F       Eb
Crash your daddy's car
Bb         F       Eb   Gb
Get kicked out the bar
          Bb                  Dm
Tell your boyfriend that it's over
        Gm             Eb
Write a song for Jodie Comer
         F    E   Eb
Cut your hair
Eb
Nobody really cares