G Hi, what's your name? How are you ? How's your life ? C Bb Oh, you got a man? Are you in love? G If so, what type? Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends Bb C G Or the type that ties you two together till tomorrow's end? If it is, disregard everytime I call you pretty Bb C G Though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination drifting Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders Bb So I fall to the ground C Collect myself and get ready to take over your heart Or at least your spare time G And I love the thought of being with you Bb Or maybe it's the thought of C G not being so alone Bb The second one's way sadder the the first one, but I Don't C Know G I love the thought of being with you Bb Or maybe it's the though of C not being so alone G Man, xxxx, I really love being in love Bb C But also really love not crying on the ... G We should go get a cup of coffee And I'll act friendly Bb And I won't pull any stunts C G But I'm a freaking stunt puller from birth So I don't know what to tell you Bb C If I try to confess my love for ... scones G I just want to tell you real quick, please shhh I love these ... scones Just the diversity between the selection The rasberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin... Bb Even which is basically a xxxxing squash C How you make a scone out of a freaking squash? G It blows my MIND , OH MAN Bb But what were you talking about ? C I'm so sorry to interrupt G Oh yeah, you're boyfriend make you mad the other day? Bb What was he saying? What was he talking about? C Oh my god, that's crazy G What do I think? Hm, let me think about it, let me think about it Bb C Hm,hm,hm He was being mean at that time But i'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point, and G And.. I love the thought of being with you Bb Or maybe it's the thought of C not being so alone G Man, xxxx, I really love being in love Bb C But I also really love not crying on the phone G Man, I love the thought of being with you Bb Or maybe it's the thought of C not being so alone G I don't know The second one's way sadder the the first one Bb C But.. I don't know G Hi, wassup? Yeah, what's going on? Bb Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you C Yeah, uh huh G It's so great that you're doing all of those things Bb You should keep doing all of them C I ... think ... G Oh yeah, my name is Hobo Johnson I'm a rapper I'm not actually a rapper, I'd like to say a musician Bb I play guitar sometimes too I'm not just as good as Derek C It doesn't matter, but G She is like the nicest person I've met in my whole life And I'm sure you know it 'cause You sleep next to her every night Bb C And you guys would probably cuddle and kiss or whatever G But, you know, she is just so sweet and she cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me and I think that's really nice Bb C You know, she is just a ... She is just a peach She is a peach Scone She is a peach scone G And.. I love the thought of being with her Bb C I just really hope that she doesn't get HURT G Man Bb C G They say it takes two year to come back ... down ... to earth from that lovely place that you have been, I've heard it's so nice Bb I've heard it's so nice, good for you C G I'm glad and if you find someone that really loves you for who you are Bb C Keep being with them, man! Cause that's is what matters in this life
