Verse 1: C G i am hanging in the bathroom F G Am at the biggest party of the fall C G i could stay right here or disappear F G C and nobody'd even notice at all C G i'm a creeper in a bathroom F G Am cause my buddy kinda left me alone C G but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly F G C or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Em Everything felt fine G when i was half of a pair Em and through no fault of mine F G there's no other half there Chorus 1: C G Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom F G C Michael in the bathroom at a party F G Forget how long its been C G I'm just Michael in the bathroom F G Am Michael in the bathroom at a party F G No, you can't come in F G I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Am D and picking at grout while I softly grieve C G I'm just Michael who you don't know Am D Michael flying Solo F G C Michael in the bathroom by himself C G F G C G F G All by himself Verse 2: C G I am hiding, but he's out there F G Am Just ignoring all our history C G Memories get erased and I'll get replaced F G C With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Em And I hear a drunk girl G Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Em And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think F G Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: C G Now its just Michael in the bathroom F G C Michael in the bathroom at a party F G I half regret the beers C G I'm just Michael in the bathroom F G Am Michael in the bathroom at a party F G As I choke back the tears F G I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Am D Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye C G I'm just Michael who you don't know Am D Michael flying Solo F G C Michael in the bathroom by himself C G F G C G F G Bridge: C C C C Knock, knock, knock, knock F G They're gonna start to shout soon C C C C Knock, knock, knock, knock F G Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon Db Db Db Db Knock, knock, knock, knock Gb Ab It sucks he left me here alone Db Db Db Db Knock, knock, knock, knock Gb Ab Here in this teenage battlezone Eb Eb Eb Eb Clang, clang, clang, clang Ab Bb I feel the pressure blowing up Eb Eb Eb Eb Bang, bang, bang, bang Ab Bb My big mistake was showing up E E E E Splash, splash, splash, splash A B Am I throw some water in my face D And I am in a better place F I go to open up the door G But I can't hear knocking C Anymore C G F G C G F G Pre-Chorus 3: Em And I can't help but yearn G For a different time Em And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear F G And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: C G ...... F G C ........................At a party F G Is there a sadder sight C G {humming} F G Am Michael in the bathroom at a party F G This is a heinous night F G I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Am D Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born C G I'm just Michael who's a loner Am D So he must be a stoner C G Rides a PT Cruiser Am D God he's such a loser C G Michael flying Solo Am D Who you think that you know F G C Michael in the bathroom by himself C G F G C G F G All by himself C G F G C G F G All by himself C G Am D All you know about me is my name F G Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: C C C
