Verse 1: Bb F i am hanging in the bathroom Eb F Gm at the biggest party of the fall Bb F i could stay right here or disappear Eb F Bb and nobody'd even notice at all Bb F i'm a creeper in a bathroom Eb F Gm cause my buddy kinda left me alone Bb F but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Eb F Bb or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Dm Everything felt fine F when i was half of a pair Dm and through no fault of mine Eb F there's no other half there Chorus 1: Bb F Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Eb F Bb Michael in the bathroom at a party Eb F Forget how long its been Bb F I'm just Michael in the bathroom Eb F Gm Michael in the bathroom at a party Eb F No, you can't come in Eb F I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Gm C and picking at grout while I softly grieve Bb F I'm just Michael who you don't know Gm C Michael flying Solo Eb F Bb Michael in the bathroom by himself Bb F Eb F Bb F Eb F All by himself Verse 2: Bb F I am hiding, but he's out there Eb F Gm Just ignoring all our history Bb F Memories get erased and I'll get replaced Eb F Bb With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Dm And I hear a drunk girl F Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Dm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think Eb F Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: Bb F Now its just Michael in the bathroom Eb F Bb Michael in the bathroom at a party Eb F I half regret the beers Bb F I'm just Michael in the bathroom Eb F Gm Michael in the bathroom at a party Eb F As I choke back the tears Eb F I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Gm C Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye Bb F I'm just Michael who you don't know Gm C Michael flying Solo Eb F Bb Michael in the bathroom by himself Bb F Eb F Bb F Eb F Bridge: Bb Bb Bb Bb Knock, knock, knock, knock Eb F They're gonna start to shout soon Bb Bb Bb Bb Knock, knock, knock, knock Eb F Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon B B B B Knock, knock, knock, knock E Gb It sucks he left me here alone B B B B Knock, knock, knock, knock E Gb Here in this teenage battlezone Db Db Db Db Clang, clang, clang, clang Gb Ab I feel the pressure blowing up Db Db Db Db Bang, bang, bang, bang Gb Ab My big mistake was showing up D D D D Splash, splash, splash, splash G A Gm I throw some water in my face C And I am in a better place Eb I go to open up the door F But I can't hear knocking Bb Anymore Bb F Eb F Bb F Eb F Pre-Chorus 3: Dm And I can't help but yearn F For a different time Dm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear Eb F And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: Bb F ...... Eb F Bb ........................At a party Eb F Is there a sadder sight Bb F {humming} Eb F Gm Michael in the bathroom at a party Eb F This is a heinous night Eb F I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Gm C Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born Bb F I'm just Michael who's a loner Gm C So he must be a stoner Bb F Rides a PT Cruiser Gm C God he's such a loser Bb F Michael flying Solo Gm C Who you think that you know Eb F Bb Michael in the bathroom by himself Bb F Eb F Bb F Eb F All by himself Bb F Eb F Bb F Eb F All by himself Bb F Gm C All you know about me is my name Eb F Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: Bb Bb Bb
