Verse 1: Ab Eb i am hanging in the bathroom Db Eb Fm at the biggest party of the fall Ab Eb i could stay right here or disappear Db Eb Ab and nobody'd even notice at all Ab Eb i'm a creeper in a bathroom Db Eb Fm cause my buddy kinda left me alone Ab Eb but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Db Eb Ab or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Cm Everything felt fine Eb when i was half of a pair Cm and through no fault of mine Db Eb there's no other half there Chorus 1: Ab Eb Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Db Eb Ab Michael in the bathroom at a party Db Eb Forget how long its been Ab Eb I'm just Michael in the bathroom Db Eb Fm Michael in the bathroom at a party Db Eb No, you can't come in Db Eb I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Fm Bb and picking at grout while I softly grieve Ab Eb I'm just Michael who you don't know Fm Bb Michael flying Solo Db Eb Ab Michael in the bathroom by himself Ab Eb Db Eb Ab Eb Db Eb All by himself Verse 2: Ab Eb I am hiding, but he's out there Db Eb Fm Just ignoring all our history Ab Eb Memories get erased and I'll get replaced Db Eb Ab With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Cm And I hear a drunk girl Eb Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Cm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think Db Eb Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: Ab Eb Now its just Michael in the bathroom Db Eb Ab Michael in the bathroom at a party Db Eb I half regret the beers Ab Eb I'm just Michael in the bathroom Db Eb Fm Michael in the bathroom at a party Db Eb As I choke back the tears Db Eb I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Fm Bb Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye Ab Eb I'm just Michael who you don't know Fm Bb Michael flying Solo Db Eb Ab Michael in the bathroom by himself Ab Eb Db Eb Ab Eb Db Eb Bridge: Ab Ab Ab Ab Knock, knock, knock, knock Db Eb They're gonna start to shout soon Ab Ab Ab Ab Knock, knock, knock, knock Db Eb Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon A A A A Knock, knock, knock, knock D E It sucks he left me here alone A A A A Knock, knock, knock, knock D E Here in this teenage battlezone B B B B Clang, clang, clang, clang E Gb I feel the pressure blowing up B B B B Bang, bang, bang, bang E Gb My big mistake was showing up C C C C Splash, splash, splash, splash F G Fm I throw some water in my face Bb And I am in a better place Db I go to open up the door Eb But I can't hear knocking Ab Anymore Ab Eb Db Eb Ab Eb Db Eb Pre-Chorus 3: Cm And I can't help but yearn Eb For a different time Cm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear Db Eb And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: Ab Eb ...... Db Eb Ab ........................At a party Db Eb Is there a sadder sight Ab Eb {humming} Db Eb Fm Michael in the bathroom at a party Db Eb This is a heinous night Db Eb I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Fm Bb Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born Ab Eb I'm just Michael who's a loner Fm Bb So he must be a stoner Ab Eb Rides a PT Cruiser Fm Bb God he's such a loser Ab Eb Michael flying Solo Fm Bb Who you think that you know Db Eb Ab Michael in the bathroom by himself Ab Eb Db Eb Ab Eb Db Eb All by himself Ab Eb Db Eb Ab Eb Db Eb All by himself Ab Eb Fm Bb All you know about me is my name Db Eb Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: Ab Ab Ab
