Verse 1: Gb Db i am hanging in the bathroom B Db Ebm at the biggest party of the fall Gb Db i could stay right here or disappear B Db Gb and nobody'd even notice at all Gb Db i'm a creeper in a bathroom B Db Ebm cause my buddy kinda left me alone Gb Db but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly B Db Gb or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Bbm Everything felt fine Db when i was half of a pair Bbm and through no fault of mine B Db there's no other half there Chorus 1: Gb Db Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom B Db Gb Michael in the bathroom at a party B Db Forget how long its been Gb Db I'm just Michael in the bathroom B Db Ebm Michael in the bathroom at a party B Db No, you can't come in B Db I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Ebm Ab and picking at grout while I softly grieve Gb Db I'm just Michael who you don't know Ebm Ab Michael flying Solo B Db Gb Michael in the bathroom by himself Gb Db B Db Gb Db B Db All by himself Verse 2: Gb Db I am hiding, but he's out there B Db Ebm Just ignoring all our history Gb Db Memories get erased and I'll get replaced B Db Gb With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Bbm And I hear a drunk girl Db Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Bbm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think B Db Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: Gb Db Now its just Michael in the bathroom B Db Gb Michael in the bathroom at a party B Db I half regret the beers Gb Db I'm just Michael in the bathroom B Db Ebm Michael in the bathroom at a party B Db As I choke back the tears B Db I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Ebm Ab Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye Gb Db I'm just Michael who you don't know Ebm Ab Michael flying Solo B Db Gb Michael in the bathroom by himself Gb Db B Db Gb Db B Db Bridge: Gb Gb Gb Gb Knock, knock, knock, knock B Db They're gonna start to shout soon Gb Gb Gb Gb Knock, knock, knock, knock B Db Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon G G G G Knock, knock, knock, knock C D It sucks he left me here alone G G G G Knock, knock, knock, knock C D Here in this teenage battlezone A A A A Clang, clang, clang, clang D E I feel the pressure blowing up A A A A Bang, bang, bang, bang D E My big mistake was showing up Bb Bb Bb Bb Splash, splash, splash, splash Eb F Ebm I throw some water in my face Ab And I am in a better place B I go to open up the door Db But I can't hear knocking Gb Anymore Gb Db B Db Gb Db B Db Pre-Chorus 3: Bbm And I can't help but yearn Db For a different time Bbm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear B Db And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: Gb Db ...... B Db Gb ........................At a party B Db Is there a sadder sight Gb Db {humming} B Db Ebm Michael in the bathroom at a party B Db This is a heinous night B Db I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Ebm Ab Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born Gb Db I'm just Michael who's a loner Ebm Ab So he must be a stoner Gb Db Rides a PT Cruiser Ebm Ab God he's such a loser Gb Db Michael flying Solo Ebm Ab Who you think that you know B Db Gb Michael in the bathroom by himself Gb Db B Db Gb Db B Db All by himself Gb Db B Db Gb Db B Db All by himself Gb Db Ebm Ab All you know about me is my name B Db Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: Gb Gb Gb
