Verse 1:
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i am hanging in the bathroom
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at the biggest party of the fall
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i could stay right here or disappear
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and nobody'd even notice at all

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i'm a creeper in a bathroom
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cause my buddy kinda left me alone
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but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
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or pretend to check a text on my phone

Pre-Chorus 1:
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Everything felt fine
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when i was half of a pair
                Bbm
and through no fault of mine
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there's no other half there

Chorus 1:
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Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
            B       Db
Forget how long its been
         Gb              Db
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
        B          Db
No, you can't come in
    B                        Db
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
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and picking at grout while I softly grieve
         Gb               Db
I'm just Michael who you don't know
Ebm            Ab
Michael flying Solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself

Verse 2:
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I am hiding, but he's out there
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Just ignoring all our history
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Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
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With a newer, cooler version of me

Pre-Chorus 2:
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And I hear a drunk girl
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Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!-
       Bbm
And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think
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Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Chorus 2:
             Gb             Db
Now its just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
          B       Db
I half regret the beers
         Gb              Db
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
            B       Db
As I choke back the tears
             B                     Db
I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry
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Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
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I'm just Michael who you don't know
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Michael flying Solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
Gb    Db    B    Db    Gb    Db    B    Db

Bridge:
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
G      G      G      G
Knock, knock, knock, knock
C           D
It sucks he left me here alone
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
C           D
Here in this teenage battlezone
A      A      A      A
Clang, clang, clang, clang
D          E
I feel the pressure blowing up
A     A     A     A
Bang, bang, bang, bang
D          E
My big mistake was showing up
Bb      Bb      Bb      Bb
Splash, splash, splash, splash
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I throw some water in my face
                     Ab
And I am in a better place
                    B
I go to open up the door
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But I can't hear knocking
    Gb
Anymore
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Pre-Chorus 3:
            Bbm
And I can't help but yearn
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For a different time
            Bbm
And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear
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And there's no denying I'm just

Chorus 2:
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......
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........................At a party
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Is there a sadder sight
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{humming}
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
          B       Db
This is a heinous night
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I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx
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Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born
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I'm just Michael who's a loner
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So he must be a stoner
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Rides a PT Cruiser
Ebm          Ab
God he's such a loser
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Michael flying Solo
Ebm          Ab
Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party I'm so glad I came

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