Verse:
          G
There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
              Bb
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
              C
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
          Cm
but its a killer gig
     D
back flipping up the Big Macs

Verse:
G
Serve 'em at the Pentagon
          Bb
the other vendors came and went they're gone
       C
it did not go well for Taco Bell
              Cm
and there was all that stress
       D
at the old Panda Express

Bridge:
    Eb         Ab            Bb
so, stick with us and you're set
              Eb        Ab           Bb
Our cooking's standard straight from corporate
              Eb  Ab     Bb
it'll be like any other location
         Eb         Ab             Bb
'cept no small talk 'bout your occupation

Verse:
                   G
not allowed at the McDonald's at the Pentagon
          Bb
reheating nuggets we put plenty on
        C
and our faces flush through every rush
              Cm
the beeps get so dischordant
        D
but you work is so important
G
working at the Pentagon
                       Bb
so glad that we're all working at the Pentagon
        C
all the DoorDash drivers get confused

Outro:
             Eb                            D
'cause users blew through the clues didn't peruse the reviews
            G                             C
'cause like you just dropped a check on McDonalds
                                D
not checking which one that you spent it on
                  G
xxxxx, you hit the Pentagon