Verse 1:
 B                      E                          G
Hello, my candy coated darling, it's your vanilla baby
                    Gb                    B
I've come to say I love you and I always have
 B              E                      G
I find it so amusing, I used to be confused and
                       Gb            B
afraid that you would never love me back
 B                          E
But now I see that we were always meant to be
 G                           Gb
you and me forever planting lots of family trees
 B                                 E
counting out our children, half a zillion at least
       G                                 Gb
we'll name the boys for you and we will name the girls for me

Interlude:
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah

Verse 2:
 B                       E                             G
Hello, the sour peach of my skin, the sweetest poison icing
                   Gb                 B
so tasty it could rot your teeth and brain
 B              E                      G
The chaotic consumption, the diabetic gumption
                    Gb           B
to do a thing like make me go insane
                            E
and leave this plane of reality completely
 G                                 Gb
float among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy
 B                               E
let's blast into space and race around like aeroplanes
           G                              Gb
spreading multicolored chem-trails, soda pop and acid rain

Chorus:
 E              D                     B                      B
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--e--ET!
 E             D                     B
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down...
 E              D                     B
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--e--ET!
 E             D                     B                      B
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down,
           B
come back down,

Interlude:
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah

Verse 3:
 B                           E                           G
Goodbye to heartbreak on my birthday, annoying boys who hurt me
                     Gb                 B
with all the stupid things they do and say
              E                       G
I can't even remember, what I was so upset for
                     Gb       B
Spun sugar melts in water anyway
 B                            E
So no more crying, dry those tears, I'll end your pain
 G                                 Gb
Soon you'll feel the cherry syrup running through your veins
 B                              E
Heaven is a grinning face with not a trace of shame
        G                               Gb
Take a taste of every flavour, favour anything but plain

Chorus:
 E              D                     B                      B
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--e--ET!
 E             D                     B
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down...
 E              D                     B                      B
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW--e--ET!
 E             D                     B     B     B     B
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back dooooooooooooooooooown,

Outro:
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah
 B         E
Haaa aaah Aaah aaah
 G
Haaa aaah ah
 Gb
Haaa aaah ah