Intro: E Verse 1: E Alpha, Beta, Delta Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa Verse 2: E Hey, hey, hey girls let's all look the same And act really xxxxing stupid Cause they like us that way Hey, hey, hey boys let's go to the frat party The theme is white people Get your roofies ready Bridge: Gb G xxxx their parents money away E Ab A And act like xxxxxxxs everyday Interlude: C E Ab A C Chorus: E Ab A C Wanna take a stroll down Greek row E Ab A C E Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros Ab A C Got their brand new polos on, yeah E Ab A C B Wanna spew a little on everyone Verse 3: E Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes Bridge: Gb G E Ab A I just wanna ruin their day in one particular way Interlude: C E Ab A C Chorus: E Ab A C Wanna take a stroll down Greek row E Ab A C E Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros Ab A C Got their brand new polos on, yeah E Ab A C Wanna spew a little on everyone Break: B C B G Gb Outro: E Ab A Wanna wanna spew oh you Ab E Alpha falfa E Ab A Brainless xxxxing football dudes Ab E Delta trelta E Ab A I'm a little Kanga_roo Ab E Gamma jamma E Ab A Ab E I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you
What kills me is how passive and sweet the song sounds then you read the lyrics and it’s like ?oh
this is so much fun to play!! i would recommend replacing A9 with Em6 though. sounds a lot better and its super easy to switch to from A7. thanks for this tab!
Riff:
a|—3——-3——-2——3
e|——————————
c|-4—4-3—–3-2—-2—–
g|——————————
Ok it honestly took me forever to figure out what this song was actually about
i was singing and playing this song in my bedroom with my eyes closed and when it was over i opened my eyes and my family was in my room looking at me like they had to run away from home-
is that a problem?
This song is really easy to be in a level 5 rating… I’m proud of myself for play this only 2 months in!
Personally, I prefer -5 but this is a great arrangement! Spotify recommended this song to me recently as I love the doo-wop and indie-pop genres and I loved it instantly!! Dark humor is best humor haha 🙂
i like this comment section lol
This is such a BRILLIANT song idea
oh yeah em6 is much better