Intro: D A D G A

           D
You’re the nicest person,
      Dm
That I’ve ever met.
      G
Even though we live so far apart,
    Bb                 A       D
Oh, I’m so glad we’ve kept in touch!
            F
But now I’m out of touch...
         E
Can you fill me in, dear friend?

…Oh


    A       Em
Now is that so?
A           Em             D
Seems that life’s got you low.
                      E
Well, take a tip from me...


        A
If they bringing you down,
                  B
well don’t hang around!
Bm              Db   D
Put them in the garbage!


            A
If they’re making you blue,

you know what to do!
Bm              Db   D
Put them in the garbage!


           A
If they’re busting the tires,
        Gb        Bm
on your brand new bike
Bm              Db   D   Gbm
Put them in the garbage!


           A
If they’re brambles and thorns,

on your nice long hike
Bm              Db   D
Put them in the garbage!

  E                   A

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xE|----7--9-----------------------|
xC|----------9--11--6--9----------|
xG|-------------------------------|
    G  A  R  B  A   G  E


                    B
Oh, put them in the garbage!
 D
-cuz they’re trash-

  E                   A

xA|-7-----------------------------|
xE|----7--9-----------------------|
xC|----------9--11--6--9----------|
xG|-------------------------------|
    G  A  R  B  A   G  E


                     B7
Oh, put them in the garbage!
 D
-cuz they’re trash-

Outro:
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