Intro: Cmaj7   G   D

Verse 1:
Cmaj7
Don't come home, I don't want you in my bed
G
Go to the apartment in the West Village instead
     D
I'll drop off your clothes, your mail and medication
      D
I'm already on my way, heading to the station
Cmaj7
Stuck on the F, there’s a problem on the line
  G
I couldn’t be more stressed, I'm losing my mind
D
Up to the first floor, key in the front door
D
Nothing’s ever gonna be the same anymore

Pre-Chorus:
Cmaj7                  G
     And that’s when I realised -Realised-
                D
Something don’t feel right

Chorus:
                       Cmaj7                             G
I didn’t know it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
                          D
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
                     Cmaj7                         G
So am I looking at a xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict?
                  D
I'll talk about a low blow, oh, no, oh, no

                       Cmaj7                             G
I didn’t know it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
                          D
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
                     Cmaj7                         G
So am I looking at a xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict?
                  D
I'll talk about a low blow, oh, no, oh, no

Verse 2:
          Cmaj7
I found a shoebox full of handwritten letters
     G
From brokenhearted women wishing you could have been better
D
Sheets pulled off the bed, the strunel on the floor
D
Long black hair, probably from the night before
Cmaj7
Duane Reade bag with the handles tied
G
xxx toys, butt plugs, lube inside
D
Hundreds of Trojans, you're so xxxxing broken
D
How'd I get caught up in your double life?

Pre-Chorus:
Cmaj7                  G
     And that’s when I realised -Realised-
                D
Something don’t feel right

Chorus:
                       Cmaj7                             G
I didn’t know it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
                          D
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
                     Cmaj7                         G
So am I looking at a xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict?
                  D
I'll talk about a low blow, oh, no, oh, no

                       Cmaj7                             G
I didn’t know it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
                          D
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
                     Cmaj7                         G
So am I looking at a xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict?
                  D
I'll talk about a low blow, oh, no, oh, no

Bridge:
            Cmaj7 G
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....oh
            D
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
            Cmaj7 G
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....oh
            D
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Chorus:
                       Cmaj7                             G
I didn’t know it was a pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace
                          D
I always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojo
                     Cmaj7                         G
So am I looking at a xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict, xxx addict?
                  D
I'll talk about a low blow, oh, no, oh, no